Beauty BlundersLaura Callaghan
if you’re reading this that means you’re following me congratulations on doing one right thing in your life
What if it bites me and it dies?
that means you’re poisonous. jesus christ, nate, learn to read.
What if it bites itself and I die?
What if it bites me and someone else dies?
That’s correlation, not causation.
what if we bite each other and neither of us die
oh my god
Daniel Radcliffe, everyone.
I swear this would have looked better if I had photoshop instead of ms paint
El Pintor hands.
David Bowie not liking fresh cookies in 1976.
Excuse you the screencap does not do this justice.